The novelist quickly remembers why he quit golf 32 years ago. But some ambitions refuse to die. He chronicles his shaky return to this bedeviling pastime and the ensuing demolition of his self-esteem – culminating with his agreeing to play in a tournament against real golfers. "Hiaasen's tone is appropriately and hilariously self-deprecating... A funny memoir even for those who don't play golf."—AudioFile