Who knew that a priest's bad eyes could cause such a fracas in Heaven? When myopic Abbot Mael visits an island populated by penguins, the tuxedoed birds look like people to him, so he baptizes them. Instantly, God and the saints battle with each other, worried that only creatures with souls can be baptized – so do penguins have souls? By the Nobel laureate. "Very fine... This was considered his masterpiece."—AudioFile